What is the worst possible way to start secondary school? Should you kick bullies? What if all your friends swear, and you can't do the maths test? What about girlfriends/boyfriends? Just as importantly, are teachers human?!?!

Staying in shape when the heat is on isn't easy - ask any chocolate teapot!

The classic guide to surviving as a Christian at school, including how (not) to start your new career at secondary school, and what to do when you feel you have let God down.